RISK: Global Domination

"Play Friends" Mode counts as "Play Online" multiplayer win.
So, you just call a friend and play each other to farm wins or you download the app to your cellphone
-you sign up as a new player-
Start grinding yourself 100 MP wins/Defeat 100 Human Players.
In order to get the "Cower Puny Humans" you have to capture all the areas of the opponent.

That's it.

Best way to get this is to play in the map "France" with a friend/alt account in 70% domination win. You should be able to get it in a few tries, your friend/alt account must be the first to play.