The Preposterous Awesomeness of Everything

• Pick up 'Important Looking Things' in Populated Clearing (all the way to the right).

• Use the books on Drake at the Cliff Top.

  Death by Old Age (missable)
  
  After you show the books to Drake you will find yourself back in the clearing & you will get a choice of 2 dialog prompts. Choose "This mindless.. "
  

• Continue the game.

• Befuddle Anthony in the Populated Clearing.

• Use hat and vest on Anthony.

• Use Anthony (head in your inventory) on the crowd.

  Death by Coup d'Etat (missable)
  
  After convincing "the majority of people" to join the rocket program, choose "If we are going to build this rocket, you need to do EXACTLY AS I FLIPPING TELL YOU!"
  

• Continue the game.

• Agree to help Drake. He gives you jam.

• Pick up marshmallow on Beach.

• Talk to the guard and the project manager in the populated clearing.

• Talk to Anthony on the beach until you get a petition.

• Use the petition on Anthony and co. (3/10 signatures)

• Use petition on Drake at the cliff (4/10 signatures)

• Use petition on man with little pencil in the clearing. He counters with a request.

• Talk to Helen. Trick her into signing. (5/10 signatures)

• Use jam on Helen. Quickly snap a picture of her gratitude.

• Talk to the man with little pencil. Mention the photo you just took. (6/10 signatures)

• Use petition on rocket scientists. Talk until they make a request.

• Give rocket scientists marshmallow. (9/10 signatures)

• Use petition on self. (10/10 signatures)

• Use petition on project manager. you now have a badge.

  Death by Jumping (missable)
  
  Once you acquire the VIP pass you will be able to climb up into the tree in the clearing. Walk to the left to find a plank of wood. Use it to suicide.
  

• Continue the game.

• Climb the ladder.

• Pick up the nest.

• Go back and go to the pc next to Project Manager and use it.

  Death by Stuffed-Crust (missable)
  
  Select "Use social media to..." 
  

• Continue the game.

  Gameception (missable)
  
  Select the second option on the computer "Design and build.."
  

• Continue the game.

• Talk to Drake at the cliff until you get a key.

• Use the key on model rocket.

• Launch model rocket with the launching button next to Drake.

• Return to the beach. Manually walk to the left.

• Pick up the stick.

• Use nest on stick.

• Use torch on fire.

• Use lit torch on cave.

• Exit left.

• Exit bottom left.

• Pick up key.

• Use key on cage.

• Return to the clearing. Talk to Helen until she agrees to stand with you.

• Ring the bell(go up the stage and ring it).

• Lie your way to victory.

  Death by Genocide (missable)
  
  Once you're in the cage and you're talking to Drake, ask him why is he doing this and then select "Ok, I can see your point, please continue with the genocide."
  

• Continue the game.

• Tell Drake you're going to escape.

• Pick up your cage.

• Walk right.

• Pick up grabber.

• Use grabber on key.

• Use key on cage.

• Pick up the padlock from the cage.

• Use padlock on Drake.

• Talk to the majority of people about destinations.

• Visit the Moon, Mars, and Jupiter (exit and enter the cabin again, then use the console to go back to the spaceship). To exit Jupiter, return to the main menu then select Continue and finally use the console.

• Go home.

• Talk to Drake and select the dialog option that has "a terrible sense of deja vu" into it.

Credits

• Pick up 'Important Looking Things' in Populated Clearing (all the way to the right).

• Use the books on Drake at the Cliff Top.

  Death by Old Age (missable)
  
  After you show the books to Drake you will find yourself back in the clearing & you will get a choice of 2 dialog prompts. Choose "This mindless.. "
  

· Continue the game.

• Befuddle Anthony in the Populated Clearing.

• Use hat and vest on Anthony.

• Use Anthony (head in your inventory) on the crowd.

  Death by Coup d'Etat (missable)
  
  After convincing "the majority of people" to join the rocket program, choose "If we are going to build this rocket, you need to do EXACTLY AS I FLIPPING TELL YOU!"
  

· Continue the game.

• Agree to help Drake. He gives you jam.

• Pick up marshmallow on Beach.

• Talk to the guard and the project manager in the populated clearing.

• Talk to Anthony on the beach until you get a petition.

• Use the petition on Anthony and co. (3/10 signatures)

• Use petition on Drake at the cliff (4/10 signatures)

• Use petition on man with little pencil in the clearing. He counters with a request.

• Talk to Helen. Trick her into signing. (5/10 signatures)

• Use jam on Helen. Quickly snap a picture of her gratitude.

• Talk to the man with little pencil. Mention the photo you just took. (6/10 signatures)

• Use petition on rocket scientists. Talk until they make a request.

• Give rocket scientists marshmallow. (9/10 signatures)

• Use petition on self. (10/10 signatures)

• Use petition on project manager. you now have a badge.

  Death by Jumping (missable)
  
  Once you acquire the VIP pass you will be able to climb up into the tree in the clearing. Walk to the left to find a plank of wood. Use it to suicide.
  

· Continue the game.

• Climb the ladder.

• Pick up the nest.

• Go back and go to the pc next to Project Manager and use it.

  Death by Stuffed-Crust (missable)
  
  Select "Use social media to..." 
  

· Continue the game.

Gameception (missable)

Select the second option on the computer "Design and build.."

· Continue the game.

• Talk to Drake at the cliff until you get a key.

• Use the key on model rocket.

• Launch model rocket with the launching button next to Drake.

• Return to the beach. Manually walk to the left.

• Pick up the stick.

• Use nest on stick.

• Use torch on fire.

• Use lit torch on cave.

• Exit left.

• Exit bottom left.

• Pick up key.

• Use key on cage.

• Return to the clearing. Talk to Helen until she agrees to stand with you.

• Ring the bell(go up the stage and ring it).

• Lie your way to victory.

  Death by Genocide (missable)
  
  Once you're in the cage and you're talking to Drake, ask him why is he doing this and then select "Ok, I can see your point, please continue with the genocide."
  

· Continue the game.

• Tell Drake you're going to escape.
• Pick up your cage.
• Walk right.
• Pick up grabber.
• Use grabber on key.
• Use key on cage.
• Pick up the padlock from the cage.
• Use padlock on Drake.
• Talk to the majority of people about destinations.
• Visit the Moon, Mars, and Jupiter (exit and enter the cabin again, then use the console to go back to the spaceship). To exit Jupiter, return to the main menu then select Continue and finally use the console.
• Go home.
• Talk to Drake and select the dialog option that has "a terrible sense of deja vu" into it.

Credits