Achievements

100 achievements
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  1. Good Mourning 22 Oct '20

    100 achievements worth 13,758
    1. I've got to URN my keep

      Just a fancy ashtray, really.

      78.5 %


    2. What a shine!

      This day is going to be something SPECIAL!

      78.5 %


    3. Went for a fetch quest

      I SWEAR this is the last time...

      64.2 %


    4. Dungeon crawling

      Went to the basement.

      57.1 %


    5. Food service

      Bon appetit!

      57.1 %


    6. All aboard!

      The train leaves any minute.

      57.1 %


    7. No cutting in line!

      Wait your turn just like everyone else!

      57.1 %


    8. Door made of light

      Wow, it's REALLY bright in here!

      57.1 %


    9. Static!

      It's giving me a headache!

      57.1 %


    10. Just blame it all on me!

      See if I care...

      57.1 %


    11. Wow! A REAL lightsaber!

      How about it, these things DO exist!

      50 %


    12. Quack quack QUACK!

      Duck these birds!

      50 %


    13. The purple hike

      Uphill ahead.

      50 %


    14. Drinks to the rescue!

      That's how you break the ice.

      50 %


    15. Consumed by work

      Gee, I wonder if it was worth it?

      50 %


    16. Daddy issues

      How come you're like that?

      50 %


    17. Naughty burger

      I hope there's cheddar.

      50 %


    18. More the merrier!

      What do you know, I'm not the only one!

      50 %


    19. 50 %


    20. Holy matrimonies

      Let's get the "idos" out of the way.

      50 %


    21. Quack!

      What the duck?

      42.8 %


    22. Quack quack!

      Seriously, what the duck is this?

      42.8 %


    23. This is nasty!

      Why on EARTH people smoke?

      42.8 %


    24. Mourning alone

      It's best to be alone.

      42.8 %


    25. Came with a friend

      Two's a company

      42.8 %


    26. Just keep driving

      And take care of your own business.

      42.8 %


    27. The easiest game on Earth

      So some people actually enjoy these kinds of games?

      42.8 %


    28. That's a comfy couch!

      And there's room for two.

      42.8 %


    29. What are these paddles for?

      There's electric current?!

      42.8 %


    30. A dairy fight

      This milk went sour AGES ago.

      42.8 %


    31. Jumped

      Decided to take a dive

      35.7 %


    32. Channel surfing

      Just make up your mind already!

      35.7 %


    33. I know CPR!

      Stand back, I'm a professional

      35.7 %


    34. Graduate and all

      You must be pretty proud of yourself?

      35.7 %


    35. I knew him well

      We were best buddies!

      35.7 %


    36. Building the future

      Make your own house. save thousands of dollars!

      35.7 %


    37. Should I call him?

      I think I should.

      35.7 %


    38. Home improvement

      Get yourself together, you're almost there!

      35.7 %


    39. Early on the bus

      Why did we have to leave before dawn?

      35.7 %


    40. Get them spuds planted

      Loooong day in the field

      35.7 %


    41. Made it to camp

      Tent time!

      35.7 %


    42. Cold shoulder

      I hope you suffocate on that cocktail!

      35.7 %


    43. Let it go to voicemail

      I'll deal with it later

      35.7 %


    44. Flip the bird

      Bird? Looks more like a finger.

      35.7 %


    45. What a dump!

      And you call this a motel.

      35.7 %


    46. Friend in need

      Got to appreciate him.

      35.7 %


    47. Gone fishing

      I'll be back!

      35.7 %


    48. Reincarnation

      I've been here before...

      28.5 %


    49. 28.5 %


    50. Passenger

      It's nice to have company

      28.5 %


    51. Made him upset

      I didn't mean it!

      28.5 %


    52. Darn piece of crap!

      Why did it had to break just now?

      28.5 %


    53. I believe you

      Why would you lie about this?

      28.5 %


    54. Harpies

      I've got a bad feeling about this...

      28.5 %


    55. Sauna is a death trap!

      You can't stand the heat, huh?

      28.5 %


    56. Cannot unsee!

      Lock the door next time, okay?

      28.5 %


    57. Goodbye!

      What are you waiting for? A hug?

      28.5 %


    58. Rat poison?

      Never tasted this before.

      28.5 %


    59. It's a boy!

      Congratulations!

      28.5 %


    60. Walk in the park

      That's a nice sunset.

      28.5 %


    61. Where the heck are we?

      I thought you could read the map.

      28.5 %


    62. Serving drinks

      all day, every day.

      28.5 %


    63. What a liar!

      That's just TOO much!

      28.5 %


    64. I've got bad news

      Ain't no easy way to say this.

      28.5 %


    65. Spanked

      I can sense trauma brewing...

      28.5 %


    66. Sauna for beginners

      You know how this works, right?

      28.5 %


    67. Dumped

      Well, that's life.

      28.5 %


    68. Five star roadkill

      Medium rare, please!

      28.5 %


    69. Urine toast!

      I wouldn't drink that...

      28.5 %


    70. Who is this?

      I hate it when people call me!

      21.4 %


    71. Honeymoon suite

      No regrets, huh?

      21.4 %


    72. Down the toilet

      Some people are huge idiots.

      21.4 %


    73. Didn't jump

      Just admiring the view

      21.4 %


    74. Get your own cigarettes!

      I'm no errand boy!

      21.4 %


    75. I'm not going to call him

      He's probably busy.

      21.4 %


    76. Stalker

      Shadow of Chern... No wait!

      21.4 %


    77. 21.4 %


    78. more daddy issues...

      Just let it all out.

      21.4 %


    79. Warm dinner

      Yeah, REAL warm...

      21.4 %


    80. It's a bird!

      But that's not a good thing, dude!

      21.4 %


    81. He was a stranger

      Just some random dude.

      14.2 %


    82. Guilt trip

      Nice going, dad!

      14.2 %


    83. Passed out

      That last shot was too much...

      14.2 %


    84. You t****!

      I'm not going to wash my mouth!

      14.2 %


    85. I can hold my liquor

      You're the one who passed out.

      14.2 %


    86. Therapy RULES!

      I like it in here!

      14.2 %


    87. What's wrong with my life?

      I'm sure we'll find out.

      14.2 %


    88. A human hand

      In the flesh!

      14.2 %


    89. Watching telly

      I wonder what's on?

      14.2 %


    90. Therapy sucks!

      When has talking helped anyone?

      7.14 %


    91. Pillow talk

      Aww, ain't that sweet!

      7.14 %


    92. Drove her away

      Didn't mean, though.

      7.14 %


    93. Teacher's nightmare

      Such sweet children.

      7.14 %


    94. Mommy issues

      Some wretched childhood you have.

      7.14 %


    95. Beef, baby!

      She has a name, but that doesn't mean we can't eat her.

      0 %


    96. Point him with a sticky end!

      He was asking for it.

      0 %


    97. Let's just get this over with

      I can't wait to move on with my life.

      0 %


    98. What's going to happen to me?

      Well, you DID stab him...

      0 %


    99. Burger time!

      Two beefs, please!

      0 %