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- 50k
This has to be done in 1 run. You have to get to 50,000 points without dying. This sounds hard but once you have all the upgrades and don't have to worry about the crystals anymore it's super easy.
Avoid going to the 2nd floor of the barn, when jumping out of the barn you don't know if you might die or not. If by any chance you do end up on the 2nd floor, when jumping out just keep pressing the pause button so you can keep checking your surroundings and make last minute decisions.
Don't worry about crystals. When going for crystals, you might end up dying. So don't go out of your way to get them.
Don't grab the Flying Dildo powerup. The powerup does make your run faster, but it could kill you too when its time to land. I had a few runs cut short because the flying dildo decided to stop right before the barn entrance and I was dropped off right under the window frame with no way to avoid dying.
Take it easy. If you need a quick break, press ESC and crack your knuckles. (i did this every 10k-15k points). The pause menu is your friend for this whole run.
I'm going to mention it again because it's the most important step... STAY ON THE FIRST FLOOR FOR THE BARN. I know those power ups are tempting, but it's not worth it. Take it slow and you will get to the 50k.
(This was taken from my guide written on steam.)
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2586799232