Achievements

127 achievements
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  1. Goat Simulator 28 Mar '14

    49 base game achievements worth 2,844
    1. FINALLY

      Become the master of the goat tower.

      77.5 %


    2. Angel Goat

      Do no evil.

      72.2 %


    3. Goat Queen

      Become the Queen of Goat Ville

      72.0 %


    4. What is its purpose?

      Thrash the Goathenge

      70.7 %


    5. Alexander Goatstafsson

      Win the title bout!

      70.3 %


    6. Demogoat

      Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

      69.5 %


    7. Stand by for Goatfall

      Finish all wallrun quest

      68.2 %


    8. LOEK master

      Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

      62.7 %


    9. Devil Goat

      We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

      57.2 %


    10. Boulder of Death

      Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.

      55.9 %


    11. Maximum MLG Big Plays

      Knock a bucket into a person

      53.6 %


    12. Pedestrian

      Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

      53.6 %


    13. Goats 'n' Stuff

      Hold your own concert

      51.5 %


    14. A story about my goat

      I'm sorry about my goat

      44.8 %


    15. Disgusting

      Why did you step in that? Yuck

      39.8 %


    16. Cardio kills your gains

      Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

      39.5 %


    17. Rymdskepp i Rymden

      Travel to space!

      39.2 %


    18. Ling Ling into battle go

      Fight the turtles

      38.7 %


    19. Involuntary QA

      Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.

      38.6 %


    20. I can't believe that worked

      Do 10 front flips in one trick.

      34.2 %


    21. Here's Johnny!

      Wield an axe with your tongue

      34.2 %


    22. Dodge This

      Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

      33.7 %


    23. Goat of the hill

      Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

      31.9 %


    24. A Story about my elevator

      Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

      30.9 %


    25. Mile High Club

      Lick the Hanging Glider.

      27.9 %


    26. Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

      Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

      23.8 %


    27. Mattress Madness

      Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

      22.4 %


    28. Vegas, baby!

      Hit The jackpot.

      20.9 %


    29. The mage's favourite

      Burn people from afar

      20.8 %


    30. GoatBuilt

      Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

      20.1 %


    31. The Savage

      Paint with all the colors of the wind

      19.9 %


    32. Around the World on 5 Trampolines

      Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

      19.6 %


    33. Tony Goat

      Finish all manual quests

      19.5 %


    34. Powerhoof SMASH

      Kick a person into a car

      19.4 %


    35. One Ball

      Ride a bike for 60 sec

      19.2 %


    36. 18.8 %


    37. Builder Goat

      Find all the blocks

      18.0 %


    38. Try Hard

      Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

      18.0 %


    39. I am Bread

      Are you bread?

      17.6 %


    40. Valkyrie

      Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

      17.4 %


    41. Columbian Sugar Lord

      Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

      17.3 %


    42. Is that a goat?

      Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

      16.4 %


    43. The Flapmaster

      Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

      16.3 %


    44. Flip-Kick

      Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

      16.1 %


    45. Hat Simulator

      Buy all hats

      15.9 %


    46. Neckbeard

      Smell and look like one

      15.3 %


    47. SteamWorld Goat

      Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

      13.4 %


    48. Goatta catch 'em all!

      How do you catch goats?

      12.7 %


    49. I freaking love goats

      Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

      12.4 %


  2. Goat MMO Simulator 20 Nov '14

    23 additional achievements worth 1,938
    1. Steve's Quest

      Give Steve Works the apples

      43.3 %


    2. Jousting Goat

      Unlock the jousting mutator

      36.1 %


    3. Butthurt

      Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

      35.8 %


    4. 28.1 %


    5. Boat ride

      Enjoy your trip

      25.1 %


    6. Jörgen

      Jörgen.

      23.9 %


    7. One man, two shots and a religion

      Inflate that guy's knee

      23.8 %


    8. Old Goat

      OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

      21.4 %


    9. Mermaid Goat

      Unlock the mermaid mutator

      19.6 %


    10. Not again...

      Get deviously trapped again

      19.1 %


    11. Sällskapsresan

      Visit all zones on the MMO level

      17.5 %


    12. Wheel Goat

      Unlock the wheel of time mutator

      17.5 %


    13. Voluntary QA

      Trash the server room

      17.0 %


    14. Gravity Goat

      Unlock the gravity goat mutator

      16.9 %


    15. ExcaliGoat

      Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

      16.3 %


    16. Elfstreet Boys

      Baa with the choir

      15.7 %


    17. Steal the show

      Do a card trick at the magician

      15.3 %


    18. The Icelandic Experience

      It never erupts when you want it to.

      15.3 %


    19. Music Non Stop

      Jump on the launchpad

      15.0 %


    20. An Unnecessary Journey

      Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

      13.9 %


    21. Love or Hate?

      Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

      10.9 %


    22. BFF

      Lick a friend

      10.5 %


  3. Goat Simulator: GoatZ 7 May '15

    16 additional achievements worth 3,054
    1. The goa'th amendment

      Craft all the weapons in one game

      17.0 %


    2. Too much fun

      Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

      13.2 %


    3. Masterchef

      Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

      12.2 %


    4. Zombie slayer

      Kill 20 zombies in one game

      12.1 %


    5. Hang tight

      Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

      10.9 %


    6. I Am Goat

      Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

      10.9 %


    7. Look at it go!

      Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

      10.7 %


    8. Big in japan

      Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

      10.2 %


    9. Warm bath

      Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

      10.2 %


    10. Survive for your life

      Survive 10 days

      10.1 %


    11. Don't starve

      Eat 50 food items in one game

      10.0 %


    12. Goat from above

      Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

      9.77 %


    13. Shattered dreams

      Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

      8.87 %


    14. Hoarder

      Find all the trophies in GoatZ

      8.75 %


    15. A new challenger has appeared

      Clear 25 survival quests in one game

      8.28 %


    16. Survivalist

      Craft all items in one game

      8.12 %


  4. Goat Simulator: PAYDAY 14 Jan '16

    18 additional achievements worth 2,131
    1. Retirement

      Just finish that one LAST job.

      13.5 %


    2. The Cow Whisperer

      Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

      13.4 %


    3. Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

      A Trip to the Moon.

      13.1 %


    4. Itsamee!

      Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

      12.8 %


    5. Goatipede

      Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

      12.7 %


    6. Goat Theft Auto

      Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

      12.6 %


    7. Bounce it!

      Enable the hydraulic cars.

      12.3 %


    8. You raise me up!

      Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

      12.1 %


    9. Suppress the Suppressor

      Throw 5 police officers into prison.

      12.1 %


    10. What’s the count?

      Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

      12.1 %


    11. Goatfellas

      Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

      12.0 %


    12. The Song of my People

      Listen to the whole pan flute song.

      11.9 %


    13. Rocket League

      Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

      11.8 %


    14. Camel Cavalry

      Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

      11.7 %


    15. Plentiful masquerade

      Wear 30 masks at once.

      11.7 %


    16. The Big Score

      Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

      11.4 %


    17. Fifty Shades of NPC

      Hogtie 50 NPCs.

      11.1 %


    18. Dastardly

      Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

      11.1 %


  5. Goat Simulator: Waste of Space 26 May '16

    21 additional achievements worth 2,618
    1. It's working... IT'S WORKING!

      Run wild with the podracer.

      14.4 %


    2. The puke machine

      Complete centrifuge event.

      13.9 %


    3. Fund this!

      Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

      12.8 %


    4. Captain industry

      Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

      12.0 %


    5. Gather $1000000

      I wanna be a baahlionaire.

      11.8 %


    6. Spend money to make money

      Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

      11.8 %


    7. Use the sword, goat

      Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

      11.8 %


    8. 11.8 %


    9. Testaholic

      Complete test chambers.

      11.7 %


    10. Sweet collection!

      Find 10 trophies.

      11.6 %


    11. 11.5 %


    12. Ready for the grill

      Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

      11.5 %


    13. My little brony

      Find all the pony horses.

      11.3 %


    14. That's Fedorable

      Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.

      11.0 %


    15. 10.2 %


    16. Be not afreight

      Destroy all freighters.

      10.1 %


    17. Ruler of the seven skies

      Blow up all pirate ships.

      10.0 %


    18. Bacon marauder

      Shoot down 30 police ships.

      9.97 %


    19. NERD!

      Find all trophies in Space.

      9.96 %


    20. Miner inconvenience

      Destroy 100 asteroids.

      9.78 %