1. Goat Simulator

Achievements

127 achievements
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  1. Goat Simulator 28 Mar '14

    49 base game achievements worth 2,826

    1. FINALLY

      Become the master of the goat tower.

      77.5 %


    2. Angel Goat

      Do no evil.

      72.1 %


    3. Goat Queen

      Become the Queen of Goat Ville

      72.0 %


    4. What is its purpose?

      Thrash the Goathenge

      70.7 %


    5. Alexander Goatstafsson

      Win the title bout!

      70.2 %


    6. Demogoat

      Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

      69.5 %


    7. Stand by for Goatfall

      Finish all wallrun quest

      68.2 %


    8. LOEK master

      Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

      62.7 %


    9. Devil Goat

      We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

      57.2 %


    10. Boulder of Death

      Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.

      55.8 %


    11. Maximum MLG Big Plays

      Knock a bucket into a person

      53.6 %


    12. Pedestrian

      Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

      53.5 %


    13. Goats 'n' Stuff

      Hold your own concert

      51.5 %


    14. A story about my goat

      I'm sorry about my goat

      44.7 %


    15. Disgusting

      Why did you step in that? Yuck

      39.8 %


    16. Cardio kills your gains

      Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

      39.5 %


    17. Rymdskepp i Rymden

      Travel to space!

      39.1 %


    18. Ling Ling into battle go

      Fight the turtles

      38.7 %


    19. Involuntary QA

      Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.

      38.6 %


    20. I can't believe that worked

      Do 10 front flips in one trick.

      34.2 %


    21. Here's Johnny!

      Wield an axe with your tongue

      34.1 %


    22. Dodge This

      Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

      33.6 %


    23. Goat of the hill

      Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

      31.8 %


    24. A Story about my elevator

      Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

      30.9 %


    25. Mile High Club

      Lick the Hanging Glider.

      27.8 %


    26. Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

      Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

      23.7 %


    27. Mattress Madness

      Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

      22.3 %


    28. Vegas, baby!

      Hit The jackpot.

      20.9 %


    29. The mage's favourite

      Burn people from afar

      20.8 %


    30. GoatBuilt

      Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

      20.0 %


    31. The Savage

      Paint with all the colors of the wind

      19.9 %


    32. Around the World on 5 Trampolines

      Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

      19.5 %


    33. Tony Goat

      Finish all manual quests

      19.4 %


    34. Powerhoof SMASH

      Kick a person into a car

      19.4 %


    35. One Ball

      Ride a bike for 60 sec

      19.1 %


    36. Don't Panic

      srsly

      18.7 %


    37. Builder Goat

      Find all the blocks

      18.0 %


    38. Try Hard

      Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

      17.9 %


    39. I am Bread

      Are you bread?

      17.6 %


    40. Valkyrie

      Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

      17.3 %


    41. Columbian Sugar Lord

      Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

      17.3 %


    42. Is that a goat?

      Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

      16.4 %


    43. The Flapmaster

      Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

      16.3 %


    44. Flip-Kick

      Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

      16.1 %


    45. Hat Simulator

      Buy all hats

      15.8 %


    46. Neckbeard

      Smell and look like one

      15.3 %


    47. SteamWorld Goat

      Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

      13.3 %


    48. Goatta catch 'em all!

      How do you catch goats?

      12.6 %


    49. I freaking love goats

      Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

      12.4 %


  2. Goat MMO Simulator 4 Jun '14

    23 additional achievements worth 2,020

    1. Steve's Quest

      Give Steve Works the apples

      40.9 %


    2. Jousting Goat

      Unlock the jousting mutator

      34.1 %


    3. Butthurt

      Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

      33.8 %


    4. Malleus Maleficarum

      Burn them!

      26.5 %


    5. Boat ride

      Enjoy your trip

      23.7 %


    6. Jörgen

      Jörgen.

      22.5 %


    7. One man, two shots and a religion

      Inflate that guy's knee

      22.5 %


    8. Old Goat

      OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

      20.2 %


    9. Mermaid Goat

      Unlock the mermaid mutator

      18.6 %


    10. Not again...

      Get deviously trapped again

      18.1 %


    11. Sällskapsresan

      Visit all zones on the MMO level

      16.5 %


    12. Wheel Goat

      Unlock the wheel of time mutator

      16.5 %


    13. Voluntary QA

      Trash the server room

      16.1 %


    14. Gravity Goat

      Unlock the gravity goat mutator

      15.9 %


    15. ExcaliGoat

      Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

      15.3 %


    16. Elfstreet Boys

      Baa with the choir

      14.8 %


    17. Steal the show

      Do a card trick at the magician

      14.5 %


    18. The Icelandic Experience

      It never erupts when you want it to.

      14.5 %


    19. Music Non Stop

      Jump on the launchpad

      14.2 %


    20. An Unnecessary Journey

      Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

      13.1 %


    21. Better than Warlords of Dredmor

      Reach level 101

      11.7 %


    22. Love or Hate?

      Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

      10.3 %


    23. BFF

      Lick a friend

      9.88 %


  3. Goat Simulator: GoatZ 7 May '15

    16 additional achievements worth 3,061

    1. The goa'th amendment

      Craft all the weapons in one game

      17.1 %


    2. Too much fun

      Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

      13.2 %


    3. Masterchef

      Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

      12.1 %


    4. Zombie slayer

      Kill 20 zombies in one game

      12.1 %


    5. I Am Goat

      Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

      10.8 %


    6. Hang tight

      Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

      10.8 %


    7. Look at it go!

      Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

      10.7 %


    8. Big in japan

      Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

      10.2 %


    9. Warm bath

      Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

      10.1 %


    10. Survive for your life

      Survive 10 days

      10.1 %


    11. Don't starve

      Eat 50 food items in one game

      9.99 %


    12. Goat from above

      Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

      9.74 %


    13. Shattered dreams

      Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

      8.83 %


    14. Hoarder

      Find all the trophies in GoatZ

      8.70 %


    15. A new challenger has appeared

      Clear 25 survival quests in one game

      8.24 %


    16. Survivalist

      Craft all items in one game

      8.09 %


  4. Goat Simulator: PAYDAY 14 Jan '16

    18 additional achievements worth 2,115

    1. Retirement

      Just finish that one LAST job.

      13.5 %


    2. The Cow Whisperer

      Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

      13.4 %


    3. Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

      A Trip to the Moon.

      13.1 %


    4. Itsamee!

      Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

      12.8 %


    5. Goatipede

      Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

      12.7 %


    6. Goat Theft Auto

      Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

      12.6 %


    7. Bounce it!

      Enable the hydraulic cars.

      12.3 %


    8. You raise me up!

      Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

      12.1 %


    9. What’s the count?

      Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

      12.1 %


    10. Suppress the Suppressor

      Throw 5 police officers into prison.

      12.1 %


    11. Goatfellas

      Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

      12.0 %


    12. The Song of my People

      Listen to the whole pan flute song.

      11.9 %


    13. Rocket League

      Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

      11.8 %


    14. Plentiful masquerade

      Wear 30 masks at once.

      11.6 %


    15. Camel Cavalry

      Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

      11.6 %


    16. The Big Score

      Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

      11.4 %


    17. Fifty Shades of NPC

      Hogtie 50 NPCs.

      11.0 %


    18. Dastardly

      Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

      11.0 %


  5. Goat Simulator: Waste of Space 26 May '16

    21 additional achievements worth 2,600

    1. It's working... IT'S WORKING!

      Run wild with the podracer.

      14.4 %


    2. The puke machine

      Complete centrifuge event.

      14.0 %


    3. Fund this!

      Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

      12.8 %


    4. Captain industry

      Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

      12.0 %


    5. Gather $1000000

      I wanna be a baahlionaire.

      11.8 %


    6. Spend money to make money

      Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

      11.8 %


    7. Use the sword, goat

      Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

      11.8 %


    8. What came first? The alien or the egg?

      Headbutt all alien eggs.

      11.7 %


    9. Testaholic

      Complete test chambers.

      11.7 %


    10. Sweet collection!

      Find 10 trophies.

      11.6 %


    11. The world is your canvas

      Tag 10 walls.

      11.5 %


    12. Ready for the grill

      Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

      11.5 %


    13. My little brony

      Find all the pony horses.

      11.3 %


    14. splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

      Visit the badehaus.

      11.1 %


    15. That's Fedorable

      Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.

      10.9 %


    16. Wow is that a limited edition?

      Find 20 trophies.

      10.2 %


    17. Be not afreight

      Destroy all freighters.

      10.1 %


    18. Ruler of the seven skies

      Blow up all pirate ships.

      10.0 %


    19. Bacon marauder

      Shoot down 30 police ships.

      9.95 %


    20. NERD!

      Find all trophies in Space.

      9.95 %


    21. Miner inconvenience

      Destroy 100 asteroids.

      9.78 %


Description

Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.

Reviews
Very Positive
SteamDB Rating
89.32%
Release Date
Steam Deck Compatibility
Verified

Tags

Simulation 3,653 votes
Funny 2,769 votes
Comedy 2,317 votes
Open World 2,174 votes
Sandbox 1,924 votes
Physics 1,836 votes
Destruction 1,513 votes
Casual 1,465 votes
Indie 1,457 votes
Action 1,162 votes
Memes 1,029 votes
Singleplayer 1,014 votes
Third Person 693 votes
Co-op 568 votes
Local Multiplayer 515 votes
3D 478 votes
Dark Humor 471 votes
Exploration 467 votes
Cute 467 votes
Arcade 453 votes
Simulation 12,626 points
Funny 11,994 points
Comedy 11,363 points
Open World 10,732 points
Sandbox 10,100 points
Physics 9,469 points
Destruction 8,838 points
Casual 8,207 points
Indie 7,575 points
Action 6,944 points
Memes 6,313 points
Singleplayer 5,682 points
Third Person 5,050 points
Co-op 4,419 points
Local Multiplayer 3,788 points
3D 3,156 points
Dark Humor 2,525 points
Exploration 1,894 points
Cute 1,263 points
Arcade 631 points

Type

Game

Features

Single-player
Steam Achievements
Steam Trading Cards
Steam Workshop
Steam Cloud
Steam Leaderboards
Includes level editor
Remote Play on TV
Remote Play Together
Family Sharing
Full controller support

Developer

Coffee Stain Studios 34

Publisher

Coffee Stain Publishing 54

Franchise

Goat Simulator 7