Carpe Diem

It's really easy to get all the achievements in this game, it may cost no more than 1 minute

Step 1
start the game

step 2
open preferences.
In Skip option, click All Messages
In Auto choices option, click Keep Skipping
Click Return then Start

Step 3
Click skip that is on the top or the bottom of the screen.
click one of the options that apprear i clicked arcade.
and your done you have both achievements.