Achievements

18 achievements
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  1. Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator 25 Oct '16

    18 achievements worth 28,096
    1. I Know Insults!

      Play the basic tutorial.

      88.4 %


    2. Mic Drop

      Win your first argument.

      86.1 %


    3. Learn The Meaning of Life

      Complete the Insulting Tournament.

      47.2 %


    4. It's Getting Crowded

      Unlock two additional characters.

      39.0 %


    5. M-M-M-M-ONSTER INSULT

      Take 50 honour points off your opponent in a single insult.

      32.1 %


    6. The B Word

      Compose a phrase with "Your country is not a part of Europe".

      16.5 %


    7. Classic

      Compose a phrase with "Your mother is your father".

      15.9 %


    8. Don't Tell a Soul

      Unlock a secret character.

      14.6 %


    9. What Are You Doing in England?

      Compose a phrase with "Your mother was a hamster".

      9.76 %


    10. Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook

      Compose a phrase with "Your hovercraft is full of eels".

      7.28 %


    11. Sparking Controversy

      Compose a phrase with "Your son died because of your sins!".

      6.86 %


    12. It's Elementary

      Compose a phrase with "A duck hunter probably murdered this poor man".

      6.56 %


    13. How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

      Compose a phrase with "You still use Windows Vista and never watched Star Wars".

      5.99 %


    14. No, You Are

      Compose a phrase with "You are silly, and everybody knows that!".

      5.68 %


    15. Family Matters

      Compose a phrase with "Your beloved auntie worked with the Nazis".

      5.15 %


    16. It Gets Boring After An Hour

      Play more than 100 duels.

      4.23 %


    17. The Number of The Beast

      Mention Satan 66 times.

      3.05 %


    18. Say No More

      Compose a phrase with "Your wife is interested in photography, nudge nudge!".

      2.28 %