Achievements

29 achievements
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  1. I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling GOTY Edition 11 Dec '17

    22 base game achievements worth 5,336
    1. Sell 1 Common

      'sallright

      99.6 %


    2. Sell 1 Uncommon

      Dolla dolla bills, y'all

      99.0 %


    3. Sell 1 Trash

      Hot garbage

      98.7 %


    4. Launch 'Not BF II'

      Launch 'Not BF II'

      98.3 %


    5. Sell 1 Rare

      Mo money, mo problems...

      97.4 %


    6. Sell 1 Epic

      Cha-ching!

      96.8 %


    7. Collect 1 Uncommon

      When everyone’s special, no one is…

      96.8 %


    8. Collect 1 Common

      A common man marvels at uncommon things. A wise man marvels at the commonplace

      96.6 %


    9. Collect 1 Epic

      Doesn’t this feel good?...Buy more boxes!

      96.4 %


    10. Collect 1 Rare

      This would go a lot faster if you just gave us your credit card info

      96.4 %


    11. Collect 1 Legendary

      Wha! Legendary!!!!

      95.9 %


    12. Sell 1 Legendary

      I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man

      95.8 %


    13. Equip A Skin

      Moisturize Me!

      95.0 %


    14. 94.6 %


    15. Collect All Trash Items

      That's okay. It's what's on the inside that counts

      69.8 %


    16. Collect All Crate Items

      Uncommon...just like you (and your credit card)

      59.5 %


    17. 56.6 %


    18. Collect All Ship Items

      It's it! What is it?

      53.5 %


    19. Collect All Animoo Items

      Gotta catch 'em all...

      52.8 %


    20. Sense of Pride and Accomplishment

      Sense of Pride and Accomplishment

      17.6 %


  2. I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling GOTY Edition — Update #1 16 Dec '17

    7 additional achievements worth 1,620
    1. Collect All Christmas Trash Loot

      Have a Merry Stinky Holiday!

      56.0 %


    2. Collect All Christmas Cardboard Loot

      Your cats favorite part of the Holidays

      48.8 %


    3. Collect All Christmas Crate Loot

      Crates and Crates of Holiday Cheer!

      45.3 %


    4. Collect All Christmas Present Loot

      Isn't this kind of redundant?

      43.0 %


    5. Collect All Christmas Treasure Loot

      The real Treasure was the journey to get here

      41.8 %


    6. Collect All Christmas Animoo Loot

      Even weebs want to have a happy holiday

      41.3 %


    7. Collect All Christmas Ship Loot

      Santas Sleigh of the 21st Century

      41.3 %