GLAD VALAKAS SIMULATOR

Survive for 300 seconds in the bullet game.

For this, I used a very simple AHK script, since the bullets come out at a constant speed.

F1::ExitApp

^j::
loop, 310
{
send, {Space down} 
Sleep 1
send, {Space up}
Sleep 950 
}
return

Run this script, then press Ctrl + j to make him start jumping. If he jumps over the first bullet, he should jump over the next 300.

Survive 300 seconds in the tank game

I used the below AHK script in order to time the shots out right without being hit by the bullets shot from the tank.

F1::ExitApp

^j::
loop, 100
{
send, {Space down} 
Sleep 1
send, {Space up}
; Sleep 2950 ; Misses on the early side
Sleep 2954
; Sleep 2960 ; Misses on the late side
}
return

You'll want to press Ctrl + j when the tank lines up with the outer ring as seen here:

Survive 300 seconds in the skydiving game.

This looks impossible, until you discover that the red labeled bottles add a heart. Once you know that, then its a pretty easy minigame.