Paradox

Special Item: Strong Bad Poker Night at the Inventory

Knock out Strong Bad after he's bought in with his special item.

Defender 13 Time Clickers

Beat Wave 1,850

Defender 12 Time Clickers

Beat Wave 1,550

Who Dares Wins Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare® 3 (2011)

Complete the campaign on any difficulty.

Diamond in the Rough Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare® 3 (2011)

Rescue the Russian President. Complete "Down the Rabbit Hole" on any difficulty.

Bad First Date Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare® 3 (2011)

Find the girl. Complete "Scorched Earth" on any difficulty.

"Insert Coin" Call of Duty: Black Ops

Access the terminal and battle the forces of the Cosmic Silverback in Dead Ops Arcade.

Lord Nelson Call of Duty: Black Ops

Destroy all targets and structures while making your way up the river.

Heavy Hand Call of Duty: Black Ops

Use the Grim Reaper to destroy the MG emplacement.

Full-Grown Weedcraft Inc

Have an advanced Grow taking 5 rooms.

OG Weedcraft Inc

Reach the 7th level of shady Influence.

Saint Mary Jane Weedcraft Inc

Gain the 7th lavel of decent Influence.

Royal Ride Audiosurf

Earn Gold without overfilling. 2 min minimum.

Olympian Audiosurf

Earn triple a gold medal requirement. 2 min minimum.

ayy lmao Weedcraft Inc

Play for at least 4 hours and 20 minutes.

Sweet Leaf Weedcraft Inc

Sell 1000g of weed below $5 price.

If You Know What I Mean Weedcraft Inc

This achievement is hidden. Set up a Taxi Service front buisness.

Completed Chapter 1 - 1 Resident Evil 5

Complete Chapter 1 - 1 on any difficulty setting.

Raining Pain Call of Duty: Black Ops

Rack up a body count of 20 NVA using air support in Hue City.

Step up your game House Flipper — Luxury DLC

Did someone call a stair specialist?

Mr. Mystery House Flipper

Bra off, party on!

Artistic soul House Flipper

Every child is an artist. The challenge lies in remaining an artist throughout one's adult life.

Sugar rush Cookie Clicker

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Taking the back streets Cookie Clicker

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Mass Easteria Cookie Clicker

Unlock 14 eggs.

Egging on Cookie Clicker

Unlock 7 eggs.

Keep going until I say stop Cookie Clicker

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Back already? Cookie Clicker

Have 600 time machines.

Tempting fate Cookie Clicker

Have 550 chancemakers.

Reduced to gibbering heaps Cookie Clicker

Have 600 portals.

False vacuum Cookie Clicker Update #1

Have 650 shipments.

Shosple Colupis Cookie Clicker Update #1

Have 650 wizard towers.

Thick-skinned Cookie Clicker

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Smurf account Cookie Clicker

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

A light snack Cookie Clicker

Have 550 prisms.

You are inevitable Cookie Clicker

Have 450 idleverses.

A sometimes food Cookie Clicker

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Particular tastes Cookie Clicker

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

More you say? Cookie Clicker

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

All the stars in heaven Cookie Clicker Update #1

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

The devil's workshop Cookie Clicker

Have 800 cursors.

Quadricentennial Cookie Clicker

Have at least 400 of everything.

Don't think about it too hard Cookie Clicker Update #1

Have 400 cortex bakers.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made Cookie Clicker

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Eldeer Cookie Clicker

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Let it snow Cookie Clicker

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher Cookie Clicker

Pop 200 reindeer.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere Cookie Clicker

Have 450 javascript consoles.

And I will pray to a big god Cookie Clicker Update #1

Have 650 temples.

Bad chemistry Cookie Clicker

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Never get bored Cookie Clicker

Have 500 fractal engines.

Heavy flow Cookie Clicker

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Caveman to cosmos Cookie Clicker

Have 550 time machines.

You'll never know if you don't go Cookie Clicker

Have 500 chancemakers.

Lazarus Cookie Clicker

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

And then what? Cookie Clicker

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

What did we even eat before these Cookie Clicker

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Financial prodigy Cookie Clicker Update #1

Have 650 banks.

Is there life on Mars? Cookie Clicker

Have 600 shipments.

Sweetmeats Cookie Clicker

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Replaced by robots Cookie Clicker Update #1

Have 650 factories.

Magic thinking Cookie Clicker

Have 600 wizard towers.

Preaches and cream Cookie Clicker

Have 600 temples.

Don't let the walls cave in on you Cookie Clicker Update #1

Have 650 mines.

Spooky cookies Cookie Clicker

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

It's grown on you Cookie Clicker Update #1

Have 650 farms.

Versatile Cookie Clicker

Have 400 idleverses.

You'll never shine if you don't glow Cookie Clicker

Have 500 prisms.

Don't let me leave, Murph Cookie Clicker

Have 550 portals.

Just a phase Cookie Clicker

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Myriad Cookie Clicker Update #1

Own 10,000 buildings.

I'm so meta, even this achievement Cookie Clicker

Have 450 fractal engines.

Tricentennial and a half Cookie Clicker

Have at least 350 of everything.

The 10% myth Cookie Clicker Update #1

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Feed me, Orteil Cookie Clicker

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

What a concept Cookie Clicker

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Kaizen Cookie Clicker Update #1

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Haven't even begun to peak Cookie Clicker

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Closure Cookie Clicker

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Jackpot Cookie Clicker

Have 450 chancemakers.

Tabloid addiction Cookie Clicker

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Here be dragon Cookie Clicker

Complete your dragon's training.

Unthinkable Cookie Clicker Update #1

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The hunt is on Cookie Clicker

Unlock 1 egg.

The incredible journey Cookie Clicker

Have 550 shipments.

Earth-616 Cookie Clicker

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

First-class citizen Cookie Clicker

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

You're #1 so why try harder Cookie Clicker

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Oh, you're back Cookie Clicker

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Hyperspace expressway Cookie Clicker

Have 350 idleverses.

The years start coming Cookie Clicker

Have 500 time machines.

Hungry for more Cookie Clicker

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Gotta hand it to you Cookie Clicker

Have 700 cursors.

Bake him away, toys Cookie Clicker

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

They moistly come at night Cookie Clicker Update #1

Have 650 grandmas.

We must go deeper Cookie Clicker

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

That's rich Cookie Clicker

Have 600 banks.

Optical illusion Cookie Clicker

Have 450 prisms.

Higitus figitus migitus mum Cookie Clicker

Have 550 wizard towers.

Living on a prayer Cookie Clicker

Have 550 temples.

Tricentennial Cookie Clicker

Have at least 300 of everything.

Mindfulness Cookie Clicker Update #1

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb Cookie Clicker

Have 500 portals.

Just about full Cookie Clicker

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Murphy's wild guess Cookie Clicker

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

A matter of perspective Cookie Clicker

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Inconsolable Cookie Clicker

Have 350 javascript consoles.

In the green Cookie Clicker

Have 600 farms.

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way Cookie Clicker

Have 600 mines.

The wheels of progress Cookie Clicker

Have 600 factories.

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title Cookie Clicker

Have 400 fractal engines.

Now the dark days are gone Cookie Clicker

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Powers of Ten Cookie Clicker

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

The end of the world Cookie Clicker

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Maybe a chance in hell, actually Cookie Clicker

Have 400 chancemakers.

Groundhog day Cookie Clicker

Have 450 time machines.

Déjà vu Cookie Clicker

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

We could all use a little change Cookie Clicker

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Gotta go fast Cookie Clicker

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Bursting at the seams Cookie Clicker

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Checks out Cookie Clicker

Have 550 banks.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere Cookie Clicker

Have 300 idleverses.

Only shooting stars Cookie Clicker

Have 500 shipments.

Hypersonic Cookie Clicker

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Resurrection Cookie Clicker

Ascend 10 times.

I've got the Midas touch Cookie Clicker

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

My eyes Cookie Clicker

Have 400 prisms.

Self-manmade man Cookie Clicker

Have 550 factories.

An example of recursion Cookie Clicker

Have 350 fractal engines.

Overripe Cookie Clicker

Have 550 farms.

Rock on Cookie Clicker

Have 550 mines.

Okay boomer Cookie Clicker

Have 600 grandmas.

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear Cookie Clicker

Have 450 portals.

Panic! at Nabisco Cookie Clicker

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night Cookie Clicker

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Bicentennial and a half Cookie Clicker

Have at least 250 of everything.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering' Cookie Clicker Update #1

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Which eternal lie Cookie Clicker

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

The meteor men beg to differ Cookie Clicker

Have 500 wizard towers.

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change Cookie Clicker

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Downsizing Cookie Clicker

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Renaissance baker Cookie Clicker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Dicey business Cookie Clicker

Have 350 chancemakers.

Mind your language Cookie Clicker

Have 300 javascript consoles.

At the end of the tunnel Cookie Clicker

Have 350 prisms.

Invited to yesterday's party Cookie Clicker

Have 400 time machines.

Leisurely pace Cookie Clicker

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

My world's on fire, how about yours Cookie Clicker

Have 500 temples.

With her finger and her thumb Cookie Clicker

Have 600 cursors.

Get the show on, get paid Cookie Clicker

Have 500 banks.

Humble rebeginnings Cookie Clicker

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Spoils and plunder Cookie Clicker

Have 250 idleverses.

Manafest destiny Cookie Clicker

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

The thought that counts Cookie Clicker Update #1

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Set for life Cookie Clicker

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Coherence Cookie Clicker

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Frantiquities Cookie Clicker

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Ecumenopolis Cookie Clicker

Own 7,500 buildings.

Space space space space space Cookie Clicker

Have 450 shipments.

Spell it out for you Cookie Clicker

Have 450 wizard towers.

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex Cookie Clicker

Have 400 portals.

Bicentennial Cookie Clicker

Have at least 200 of everything.

Gyrification Cookie Clicker Update #1

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A model of document object Cookie Clicker

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had Cookie Clicker

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reverse funnel system Cookie Clicker

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Break the mold Cookie Clicker

Have 500 factories.

But wait 'til you get older Cookie Clicker

Have 550 grandmas.