Achievements

50 achievements
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  1. South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ 21 Feb '14

    29 / 50 achievements worth 6,798 (58 %)
    1. Poco Chinpoko

      You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

      88.9 %

      26 Jul '19
      09:34 pm

    2. Shutout

      You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

      87.4 %

      27 Jul '19
      06:02 pm

    3. Skilled Defender

      Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

      84.6 %

      27 Jul '19
      06:53 pm

    4. New Kid On The Block

      You have joined the KKK.

      83.0 %

      27 Jul '19
      07:40 pm

    5. Weapon Proficiency

      Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

      80.1 %

      27 Jul '19
      07:19 pm

    6. First Day in South Park

      You completed your first day in South Park.

      80.0 %

      27 Jul '19
      08:10 pm

    7. Mastery

      You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

      78.9 %

      27 Jul '19
      06:55 pm

    8. Nonconformist

      This achievement is hidden. You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

      71.7 %

      27 Jul '19
      10:29 pm

    9. Made This for You

      You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

      69.1 %

      27 Jul '19
      08:57 pm

    10. Stay Down

      You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

      69.0 %

      28 Jul '19
      02:32 am

    11. Chinpoko loco

      You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

      65.0 %

      27 Jul '19
      08:48 pm

    12. More Popular Than Jesus

      You made friends with half of South Park.

      63.6 %

      27 Jul '19
      10:12 pm

    13. Stick Savior

      This achievement is hidden. You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

      63.3 %

      28 Jul '19
      03:30 am

    14. Avenger

      You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

      62.9 %

      27 Jul '19
      07:00 pm

    15. Junk Peddler

      You sold 300 junk items.

      62.6 %

      27 Jul '19
      09:01 pm

    16. Irritable Bowels

      You shat your pants during a boss battle.

      60.8 %

      30 Apr '22
      07:38 pm

    17. Daddy Issues

      You befriended your father.

      60.1 %

      27 Jul '19
      11:55 pm

    18. Acceptance

      This achievement is hidden. You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

      55.0 %

      26 Jul '19
      08:23 pm

    19. Shopaholic

      You have collected half of the available costume sets.

      54.3 %

      27 Jul '19
      11:44 pm

    20. Parkeologist

      You opened all of the garages in South Park.

      50.6 %

      27 Jul '19
      09:35 pm

    21. Make it Rain!

      You've spent $500.

      50.2 %

      28 Jul '19
      01:05 am

    22. Elven Hero

      This achievement is hidden. You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

      50.0 %

      27 Jul '19
      11:26 pm

    23. KKK Hero

      This achievement is hidden. You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

      48.1 %

      11 May '22
      03:09 pm

    24. Canadian Handshake

      You've farted on people 100 times.

      47.8 %

      30 Apr '22
      07:41 pm

    25. Friends in Strange Places

      You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

      41.6 %

      28 Jul '19
      01:50 am

    26. Are We Cool?

      You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

      38.1 %

      28 Apr '22
      07:10 pm

    27. Animal Cruelty

      You've farted on animals 25 times.

      35.3 %

      2 May '22
      05:57 pm

    28. Just Saying Hi

      You've farted on every buddy in the game.

      34.4 %

      28 Jul '19
      02:04 am

    29. Day Walker

      You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

      33.8 %


    30. Too Far

      This achievement is hidden. You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

      33.5 %


    31. Dragon Wrath

      You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

      32.3 %


    32. Outpatient

      This achievement is hidden. You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

      30.0 %


    33. Ass of Fire

      You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

      28.7 %


    34. Gingivitis

      Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

      28.7 %


    35. Perverted

      This achievement is hidden. You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

      28.3 %


    36. Heisenberg

      You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

      27.5 %


    37. Inside Joke

      This achievement is hidden. While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

      27.2 %


    38. Pulling Mud

      In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

      26.0 %


    39. You bastards!

      You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

      26.0 %


    40. For the Hoarder

      You completed the game without selling any items.

      25.9 %


    41. Chinpokolypse

      You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

      24.2 %

      28 Jul '19
      02:32 am

    42. Dog Whistle

      You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

      23.7 %


    43. Face Hoff

      This achievement is hidden. You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

      22.6 %


    44. Truth to Power

      You farted on four major authority figures.

      21.3 %


    45. Two Girls, One Stick

      This achievement is hidden. You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

      21.3 %


    46. No Child Left Behind

      You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

      20.2 %


    47. More Popular Than John Lennon

      Everyone in South Park is your friend.

      18.5 %


    48. Re-Buttal

      You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

      18.4 %


    49. Clothes Whore

      You've collected all of the available costumes.

      18.4 %


    50. Full Arsenal

      You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

      18.1 %